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From a Satirist article, Insane robot wins Conn. Primary:
Insane robot wins Conn. Primary [/] Posted in Satirist by Sean Wed 9 Aug 2006 @ 11:25 am
Autorantic Virtual Moonbat at victory rally August 8 [/] In a dramatic upset, the Autorantic Virtual Moonbat defeated Connecticut Sen. Joseph Lieberman in last night’s Democratic primary election.
The Autorantic Virtual Moonbat, or A.V.M., is an unthinking Leftist automaton programmed to spout vile insults and random nonsensical allegations against a long list of enemies. Before entering politics in 2004, the A.V.M. worked as a photo editor for Reuters.
In a nine-hour acceptance speech touching upon diverse issues, the A.V.M. said, at one point, “I’m certain, when the Taliban say ‘protecting marriage,’ they really mean ‘guns’!!! It’s like 1960 all over again!!! The truth is at transgenderedwiccansforoutreachefforts.org! Shrub only wants Belfast for the oil!!! I reject meat and pollution! Like I’ve said a million times before, the Repugnantans stole the so-called election by whipping the lesbian voters in Nagasaki, just like Bob Novak helped OUR high PRIEST to steal the ecosystem from the Hispanic forests (while the International Monetary Fund sat on the sidelines, for that matter)!!!! I hate you!! Since 1992, 18,210 innocent bunny RABBITS have been murdered in Louisiana!!!! No child left behind, INDEED. What about jobs!!!!? What about public radio!!? What about reparations and energy crystals for the tens OF trillions of vegetarian species who are enslaved in Antarctica every SINGLE day by our smirking chimp and his congregation of neocon bagmen!!!!?”
Lieberman, the last surviving member of the “relatively sane wing” of the national party, had pinned his re-election hopes on a large turnout of pro-American primary voters, despite numerous pre-election polls indicating that these voters would not be voting in his party’s primary. [/] Conceding gracefully, Lieberman said, “Jeez. What the … ?” [My ellipses and emphasis]
