With apologies to "Shoeless Joe" Jackson, the Chicago White Sox, and Major League Baseball, for the implied comparison. As always, I report and link. You decide. - J :)
From a ninemsn [Australia] article, Clinton had eyes for Demi:
Clinton had eyes for Demi, says Kutcher [/] Monday Oct 2 10:00 AEST
Former US president Bill Clinton tried to 'hit on' actress Demi Moore, her husband Ashton Kutcher has said.
Kutcher, the star of the hit MTV show Punk'd, told chat host Jay Leno that Clinton made eyes at his superstar wife during a recent function. [/] Kutcher said although the three were all sat at a table next to each other he felt like "the invisible man". [/] Kutcher says Clinton didn't say one word to him the whole evening as he was so engrossed with Ghost actress Moore.
"I met Bill Clinton once but he didn't really talk — he was hitting on my wife," Kutcher told Leno. [/] The 28-year-old Butterfly Effect actor — who celebrated his first wedding anniversary with Moore, 43, on Sunday — said Clinton completely ignored him as he chatted to Demi. [/] "I don't think he looked at me the whole time," Kutcher said. [/] "I was like the guy that wasn't there." [My ellipses and emphasis]
