Friday, April 01, 2005

Clintons Still At Large

Loyal soldier “Bumble” Berger cops a plea after tampering with evidence connected to Clinton Scandal #492 – “Gross culpable neglect of Islamic terrorism threat”.

[N.B. Various Clinton Scandal numbering systems have been devised. Some run to the thousands, those counting only capital offenses, such as treason, murder, and rape, are usually less than a hundred. The science of criminology would be greatly improved by the development of standardized numbering for major alleged perpetrators. Much as the science of musicology has been greatly improved by standard numbering systems for the works of Mozart and others.]

From a Power Line article, Another Successful Cover-Up:

March 31, 2005 [/] Another Successful Cover-Up [/] Posted by Hindrocket at 09:36 PM

Former National Security Adviser Sandy Berger got away with a criminal cover-up today when he pled guilty to a misdemeanor in connection with his theft of sensitive documents from the National Archives.

It is undisputed that Berger illegally stuffed original documents relating to America's response to the threat of Islamic terrorism into his coat, pants and briefcase. Berger then destroyed a number of these top-secret documents, so that they will never see the light of day. The idea that this was "an honest mistake," as Berger now claims, is ridiculous. Obviously, he was trying to destroy documents that showed the negligence of the Clinton administration--of which he was a key member--in dealing with the threat of terrorism. Key documents relating to our government's inadequate reaction to the threat of Islamic terrorism prior to Sept. 11 are now gone forever, successfully purged from the historical record by one of Bill Clinton's most loyal servants. This plea bargain appears, on its face, to be a disgrace. If anyone can think of a reason why this is not correct, please let us know.


Bill and Hillary Clinton are still at large.