What is a UU?:
"Unitarian Universalism Defined . . .
Why are UU congregations so disjoint at hymn singing?
Because they are always reading a few lines ahead to see if they agree with the words.
Universalists believed that God was too good to damn people
Unitarians believed that they were too good to be damned.
What do you get when you cross a Klansman with a Unitarian?
Someone who goes out at night to burn huge wooden question marks.
How does the KKK harrass UUs? By burning a question mark on the lawn
I'm not even sure if I am a UU. I suppose that removes all doubt. "